How to piss me off

Ever wanted to piss me off?
Let me tell you how :

• Ask me if all metal bands worship the devil.
• Ask if all bands try to copy KISS, or just most of them.
• Tell me the band they're listening to is mainstream (no matter what band it may be).
• Tell them all metal sounds the same.
• Tell me I'm a poser-metalhead, because I'm a girl.
• Insult my favorite band.
• Tell me you don't believe I listen to a certain band, because "it's too brutal".
• Tell me my spiked heels are impractical.
• Remind me that all sickly-sexy metalhead guys are already taken by skanks.

I'm already pissed off now, lol.

But be aware, if you tell me 2+ of these listed things, I'm not responsible for what happens to your face.

Metal vs. Pop

Mhmm, okay so I know you can't really compare songs from different genres to each other..
But I'm Micaela, so I will.

As you all know, there's this stupid song that topped all charts called "Baby".
I hate to admit it, but the song annoyingly stuck in my mind a few times (-_-)
I really listened to the words of the song, and it hit me : How the FUCK did such a stupid song become so popular? How the FUCK did it get awards?

I then listened to one of my favorite songs of all time.. "Don't Go" from Bring_Me_The_Horizon.
It's stunning, hauntingly beautiful. Yet... it never really became popular... :/

So I thought I'd share the lyrics to both of the songs, just to show you how screwed up people's taste in music is for liking *Baby* and not *Don't go*.


Justin Bieber : Baby

You know you love me                                           // Yeah, little girl whatever you say
I know you care                                                   // Uhm, ja
Just shout whenever,
And I'll be there
You want my love                                                // Oh fuck yes
You want my heart  
And we would never, ever, ever be apart

Are we an item?                                                 // I'd rather kill myself
Girl quit playin'
We're just friends,
What are you sayin'?                                          // I'm saying fuck off.
Said there's another as you look right in my eyes
My first love, broke my heart for the first time

And I was like
Baby, baby, baby ooh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Baby, baby, baby ohh
Like
Baby, baby, baby noo
Like
Baby, baby, baby ohh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)                   // If you read the chorus it sounds like porn, right? 

Oh oh For you, I would have done whatever
And I just can't believe we ain't together
But I'm losin' you
I'll buy you anything
I'll buy you any ring
Cause I'm in pieces
Baby fix me
And just shake me till you wake me from this bad dream
I'm goin down, down, down, down
And I just can't believe my first love won't be around

** Pornlike Chorus Repeats **

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
I'm sixteen and I thought that you'd be mine,
I used to tweet you and text you and call you and hit you on Facebook all the time,
But, but, but now your gone,
So far along that I can't even find you,
You know that feeling when you leave your love and it's right behind you,
Can't believe that you did me wrong,
We were on i-Chat all night long,
Listening to our favorite songs,
She was wrong I am gone,
I thought I loved her, never put no one above her,
Yeah she was my lover, but now onto another like...

** Pornlike Chorus Repeats 3 times **



So. How terrible was that? I'll rather just keep my words and opinions to myself,
because I think if Justin Bieber ever read it.. he'd weep like a little bitch.

Now, for my song :D

Bring Me The Horizon : Don't Go

I was raised in the valley, there was shadows and death.
Got out alive but with scars I can't forget.
This kid back in school, subdued and shy.
An orphan and a brother and unseen by most eyes.
I don't know what it was that made a piece of him die, 
Took a boy to the forest, slaughtered him with a scythe.
Stamped on his face, an impression in the dirt.
Do you think the silence makes a good man convert?       //GOOSBUMPS

We all have our horrors and our demons to fight.
But how can I win, when I'm paralyzed?
They crawl up on my bed, wrap their fingers round my throat.
Is this what I get for the choices that I made?
God forgive me, for all my sins. God forgive me, for everything.
God forgive me, for all my sins. God forgive me, God forgive me.

Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
Save me from the ones that haunt me in the night.
I can't live with myself, so stay with me tonight.
Don't go.
Don't go.

If I let you in, you'd just want out.
If I tell you the truth, you'd vie for a lie.
If I spilt my guts, it would make a mess we can't clean up.
If you follow me, you will only get lost.
If you try to get closer, we'll only lose touch.
Yes you already know too much, and you're not going anywhere.

Tell me that you need me 'cause I love you so much.
Tell me that you love me 'cause I need you so much.
Tell me that you need me 'cause I love you so much.
Say you'll never leave me 'cause I need you so much.

Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
Save me from the ones that haunt me in the night.
I can't live with myself, so stay with me tonight.
Don't go, I can't do this on my own.
Don't go.
Save me from the ones that haunt me in the night.
I can't live with myself, so stay with me tonight.
Don't go.


N'aaawh :'(
Love it so much!! The song has a story, that kinda breaks my heart when listening to it!
Let me tell you ; the instrumental work is beautiful :3
Do yourself the favor and go listen to it :)


And, if you feel you're in the mood to torture your ears, go listen to Bieber's song as well :/

Baby := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4
Don't Go := http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_NFzDSudw10

You know you're a metalhead when :

I really put some thought in it..
There's no denying that I (Micaela Willers) am a metalhead XD

Let me tell you how to tell you're a metalhead :)

You know you're definitely a metalhead when :

Your favorite material is leather and metal.
You think people that don't listen to metal are narrow-minded.

You don't understand why everyone is worried about going to hell.
Your can quote almost every line in Tenacious D : The Pick of Destiny.
You randomly break out in air drums/guitar in the middle of a song.
You die a little when you realize your favorite band isn't touring in your area.
You meet someone new ; you immediately ask what type of music they like ; if the answer isn't metal, you're let down.
You know the meaning behind the devil horns \m/
Headbanging is your stress-medicine.
Someone almost knocked out your tooth in the mosh pit, but that doesn't stop you from attending shows.
You accidentally injure yourself while headbanging.

You turn up the song during solos.
The only thing that actually offends you is someone insulting your favorite band/s.
You want to kill whoever interrupted you while listening to a solo.
You’ll do ANYTHING for concert tickets.
You haven’t listened to the radio in eight years.
You go clubbing and wish to replace the dance music with metal.
You shout out the chorus to Manowar’s Die For Metal.
 You imitate great drum solos on your steering wheel.
Most of your favorite songs are made before 2001.
You tend to hate certain bands on principle.
You want to burn down hot topic.
You bash other types of metal that you don’t like for no reason.
You show the horns in every photograph of yourself.
Some of the musicians you love are dead or in their 60’s.
You want to kill everyone who thinks Black Veil Brides are Metal. They’re not even Glam Metal. They’re metalcore with shitty makeup.
You think it’s sexy when a guy/girl is headbanging as if no one’s watching.
You get frustrated that you can’t tap your fingers fast enough to keep up with the music.
 You know you're a metalhead when you run a metal blog!
You wanna punch that hipster bitch wearing an Iron Maiden, Slayer, or Motorhead t-shirt.
It pisses you off when askingalexandria and the Devil wears Prada are opening for slayer and motorhead at mayhem this year.
You say Metallica whenever the teacher asks you to name a type of metal. ( Did it, got yelled at haha).
You headbang to dry your hair after you get out of the shower.
You think a song is shit if it doesn’t have a break down.
You threaten to break up with your boyfriend if he doesn’t like a band you do.
You listen to good instrumental songs to help you fall asleep.
You headbang in public with no shame.
You smell the combined aromas of leather, burning plastic, beer, weed and sweaty guys and say “man I love the smell of concert".
It makes you angry if someone refers to Cradle of Filth as Black metal.
Your children WILL inherit your music taste.
You were raised on metal.
You can spot a fellow metalhead from a mile away, and give them that nod that says ‘we understand each other.

Feel free to submit more :)
These were just personal little traits I've realized about myself

Rock on \m/