Monday, 15 July 2013

How to piss me off

Ever wanted to piss me off?
Let me tell you how :


  • Ask me if all metal bands worship the devil.
  • Ask if all bands try to copy KISS, or just most of them.
  • Tell me the band they're listening to is mainstream (no matter what band it may be).
  • Tell them all metal sounds the same.
  • Tell me I'm a poser-metalhead, because I'm a girl.
  • Insult my favorite band.
  • Tell me you don't believe I listen to a certain band, because "it's too brutal".
  • Tell me my spiked heels are impractical.
  • Remind me that all sickly-sexy metalhead guys are already taken by skanks.
I'm already pissed off now, lol.
But be aware, if you tell me 2+ of these listed things, I'm not responsible for what happens to your face.

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