I really put some thought in it..
There's no denying that I (Micaela Willers) am a metalhead XD
Let me tell you how to tell you're a metalhead :)
There's no denying that I (Micaela Willers) am a metalhead XD
Let me tell you how to tell you're a metalhead :)
You know
you're definitely a metalhead when :
Your favorite material is leather and metal.
You think people that don't listen to metal are narrow-minded.
You think people that don't listen to metal are narrow-minded.
You don't understand why everyone is worried about going to hell.
Your can quote almost every line in Tenacious D : The Pick of Destiny.
You randomly break out in air drums/guitar in the middle of a song.
You die a little when you realize your favorite band isn't touring in your area.
You meet someone new ; you immediately ask what type of music they like ; if the answer isn't metal, you're let down.
You know the meaning behind the devil horns \m/
Headbanging is your stress-medicine.
Someone almost knocked out your tooth in the mosh pit, but that doesn't stop you from attending shows.
You accidentally injure yourself while headbanging.
Your can quote almost every line in Tenacious D : The Pick of Destiny.
You randomly break out in air drums/guitar in the middle of a song.
You die a little when you realize your favorite band isn't touring in your area.
You meet someone new ; you immediately ask what type of music they like ; if the answer isn't metal, you're let down.
You know the meaning behind the devil horns \m/
Headbanging is your stress-medicine.
Someone almost knocked out your tooth in the mosh pit, but that doesn't stop you from attending shows.
You accidentally injure yourself while headbanging.
You turn up the song during solos.
The only thing that actually offends you is someone insulting your favorite band/s.
You want to kill whoever interrupted you while listening to a solo.
You’ll do ANYTHING for concert tickets.
You haven’t listened to the radio in eight years.
You go clubbing and wish to replace the dance music with metal.
You shout out the chorus to Manowar’s Die For Metal.
You imitate great drum solos on your steering wheel.
Most of your favorite songs are made before 2001.
You tend to hate certain bands on principle.
You want to burn down hot topic.
You bash other types of metal that you don’t like for no reason.
You show the horns in every photograph of yourself.
Some of the musicians you love are dead or in their 60’s.
You want to kill everyone who thinks Black Veil Brides are Metal. They’re not even Glam Metal. They’re metalcore with shitty makeup.
You think it’s sexy when a guy/girl is headbanging as if no one’s watching.
You get frustrated that you can’t tap your fingers fast enough to keep up with the music.
You know you're a metalhead when you run a metal blog!
You wanna punch that hipster bitch wearing an Iron Maiden, Slayer, or Motorhead t-shirt.
It pisses you off when askingalexandria and the Devil wears Prada are opening for slayer and motorhead at mayhem this year.
You say Metallica whenever the teacher asks you to name a type of metal. ( Did it, got yelled at haha).
You headbang to dry your hair after you get out of the shower.
You think a song is shit if it doesn’t have a break down.
You threaten to break up with your boyfriend if he doesn’t like a band you do.
You listen to good instrumental songs to help you fall asleep.
You headbang in public with no shame.
You smell the combined aromas of leather, burning plastic, beer, weed and sweaty guys and say “man I love the smell of concert".
It makes you angry if someone refers to Cradle of Filth as Black metal.
Your children WILL inherit your music taste.
You were raised on metal.
You can spot a fellow metalhead from a mile away, and give them that nod that says ‘we understand each other.
The only thing that actually offends you is someone insulting your favorite band/s.
You want to kill whoever interrupted you while listening to a solo.
You’ll do ANYTHING for concert tickets.
You haven’t listened to the radio in eight years.
You go clubbing and wish to replace the dance music with metal.
You shout out the chorus to Manowar’s Die For Metal.
You imitate great drum solos on your steering wheel.
Most of your favorite songs are made before 2001.
You tend to hate certain bands on principle.
You want to burn down hot topic.
You bash other types of metal that you don’t like for no reason.
You show the horns in every photograph of yourself.
Some of the musicians you love are dead or in their 60’s.
You want to kill everyone who thinks Black Veil Brides are Metal. They’re not even Glam Metal. They’re metalcore with shitty makeup.
You think it’s sexy when a guy/girl is headbanging as if no one’s watching.
You get frustrated that you can’t tap your fingers fast enough to keep up with the music.
You know you're a metalhead when you run a metal blog!
You wanna punch that hipster bitch wearing an Iron Maiden, Slayer, or Motorhead t-shirt.
It pisses you off when askingalexandria and the Devil wears Prada are opening for slayer and motorhead at mayhem this year.
You say Metallica whenever the teacher asks you to name a type of metal. ( Did it, got yelled at haha).
You headbang to dry your hair after you get out of the shower.
You think a song is shit if it doesn’t have a break down.
You threaten to break up with your boyfriend if he doesn’t like a band you do.
You listen to good instrumental songs to help you fall asleep.
You headbang in public with no shame.
You smell the combined aromas of leather, burning plastic, beer, weed and sweaty guys and say “man I love the smell of concert".
It makes you angry if someone refers to Cradle of Filth as Black metal.
Your children WILL inherit your music taste.
You were raised on metal.
You can spot a fellow metalhead from a mile away, and give them that nod that says ‘we understand each other.
Feel free to submit more :)
These were just personal little traits I've realized about myself
Rock on \m/
These were just personal little traits I've realized about myself
Rock on \m/
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